Today, I watched a Jersey Shore marathon for over 6 hours. Jersey Shore is everything good and everything awful about America, my generation, and tanning/tats.
Sami "The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" reminded me that jorts are, under no circumstances, flattering. Mike "The Situation" reminded me that everyone who wears Ed Hardy is a douchebag.
Snookie (or Snickers as she is affectionately called) taught me not to do cartwheels in a bar with no panties on and, most famously, don't talk shit or you'll get punched in the face.
All in all, I'm thankful I'm not a guidette and that I don't ever have to pretend to be one.
