peanut butter to the face

This morning I was walking/running up the stairs at work with my tote bag, a napkin with a peanut butter and honey topped waffle, and a cup of coffee.

Then I tripped up the stairs and somehow my peanut butter honey waffle wound up on my face. Literally stuck to the side of my cheek. My coffee wound up on the stairs. And I wound up with a scraped knee.

Now my face is sticky and smells like peanuts. My knee is bleeding.

I'm just not one of those girls who gracefully walks up stairs and leaves the office just as pretty as when she came in. It just isn't me. I wind up with a peanut butter honey face.